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    WHERE’S MY BOY! | The Forest – Part 15

    My name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to the forest. It’s been a really long time. I think it’s actually been two years Well two and a half cuz the last time. I think I played this was like March 2015 and The game wasn’t even finished back then I’ve heard that the game has an ending to it now It’s still in alpha which I think is crazy 14 days and 1 hours whatever until build whatever until public alpha 0.71 that’s weird, I thought this game was like fully released now at this point, but anyway I Have heard that there’s an ending to the game now that…

  • Kelly Performs Her Christmas Song ‘Underneath The Tree’ For Kellyoke
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    Kelly Performs Her Christmas Song ‘Underneath The Tree’ For Kellyoke

    (cheering) ♪ You’re here where you should be ♪ ♪ Snow is falling as the carolers sing ♪ ♪ You’re all that I need ♪ ♪ Underneath the tree ♪ ♪ Tonight ♪ ♪ I’m gonna hold you close ♪ ♪ Make sure that you know ♪ ♪ I was lost before you ♪ ♪ Christmas was cold and gray ♪ ♪ Another holiday alone to celebrate ♪ ♪ But then one day everything changed ♪ ♪ You’re all I need ♪ ♪ Underneath the tree ♪ ♪ You’re here where you should be ♪ ♪ Snow is falling as the carolers sing ♪ ♪ It just wasn’t the same…

  • Green Baby in NEW BORN TRIPLETS CARE – Green Baby Cartoons
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    Green Baby in NEW BORN TRIPLETS CARE – Green Baby Cartoons

    Welcome Green Baby lovers. Today we present another episode on OKG: NEW BORN TRIPLETS CARE For more funny stop motion animation please click “Like” and “Subscribe” buttons to see other episodes on OKG Channel. And don’t forget to comment Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How I wonder what you are. Will you play! okay good Don’t fight Have fun You are naughty, time for bath Some time ago there lived a king and his queen who always wished for a child, but could not have one Through the window of the palace they could see a splendid garden

  • Is The Earth Your Greatest Enemy? [with Demetri Martin]
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    Is The Earth Your Greatest Enemy? [with Demetri Martin]

    – [Ted] Last time on Our Fascinating Planet A planet was born. It exploded all over itself and changed its own face. It survived its puberty, killed its dinosaurs, and then developed its own death defying cycles to keep its starry insides in check. But it would leave its human outsides unchecked. This is Our Fascinating Planet. (majestic music) (majestic music becoming pompous) The story of our Earth is a story of the life it has birthed and nurtured, and perhaps nothing has been birthed and nurtured more on Earth than … Animals. One of Nature’s most valuable resources. We chase them, we wear them, we play with them, we…

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    Trump Tells Earth to Go F**k Itself: The Daily Show

    I know the big news of the day is Trump pulling out of the Paris climate accord, but before getting into that, there’s one story that, as New Yorkers, we have to address. Mr. Met is out of a job at the moment. TV REPORTER: Mr. Met is fired. TV REPORTER: He’s out of there, and here’s the reason why. The video of the New York Mets mascot giving a fan the middle finger. You know, it’s kind of sad that he got fired. I mean, look at him, look at him. What other job could he possibly get? Huh? It’s not like he can go work for Uber, right?…

  • Baldi’s Basics The Field Trip (part 2) w skrócie #16
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    Baldi’s Basics The Field Trip (part 2) w skrócie #16

    SUBTITLES MADE BY: CZARNY KURCZAK (Black Chicken) Oh yeah! A school trip, three days of slack, and three days of class fooling around and belay pressure from everything that surrounds us! E.g: With such grandma … Knowing my class, it would be: Hehe, wiil be laugh, if something smash her … [HIT] Oh, fuck … I hope Santa does not read in my mind … Hey Kamil …. Mr. Baldi? What are you doing here? Me? Soo… I’m organizing trip, don’t you know? What? You were dismissed from school, along with the director! Heh! Who said that? Police, after they discovered what you organized once a year! Eeeeee! It’s a…

  • DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY! | Subnautica #1
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    DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY! | Subnautica #1

    Narrator: In the late 22nd century, Narrator: Humanity is beginning to colonize space. Jack: Ooooh. Narrator: Before colony ships arrive, habitation vessels are appointed terraforming missions. Jack: Ok. Narrator: The Aurora was one such vessel. Narrator: During it’s descent, the Aurora was struck by a mysterious energy pulse. Narrator: Resulting in catastrophic hull failure. Jack: Okay. Narrator: A single life pod jettisoned prior to impact. Narrator: You were in that life pod. Jack: Ooh. Jack: Me? (Yup) I’M A SURVIVOR! YAY! *WHAPOOSH* TOP ‘O THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE!!!! And welcome to Subnautica. An underwater survival game. Well, that’s what it looks like from the screenshots…

  • Everyone’s A Wiener When Stephen Visits Wrigley Field
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    Everyone’s A Wiener When Stephen Visits Wrigley Field

    FOLKS, IT IS OFFICIALLY FALL, WHEN THE LEAVES CHANGE COLOR, MY DIET IS 95% PUMPKIN SPICE, AND THE WORLD SERIES IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER. WE’RE COMING UP ON THE START OF THE 2016 M.L.B. PLAYOFFS, THE WORLD SERIES OF NOT QUITE BEING THE WORLD SERIES. AND SINCE I’M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, I’M ROOTING FOR MY HOME TEAM: THE CHICAGO CUBS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, IF YOU’VE FOLLOWED BASEBALL FOR THE LAST 108 YEARS, YOU KNOW THAT THE CUBS HAVE LONG STRUGGLED TO MAKE IT TO THE POST SEASON. IN FACT, WHEN I LIVED THERE THEY WERE LIKE THAT AWKWARD DORK YOU KNEW BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, BECAUSE…