• Everyone’s A Wiener When Stephen Visits Wrigley Field
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    Everyone’s A Wiener When Stephen Visits Wrigley Field

    FOLKS, IT IS OFFICIALLY FALL, WHEN THE LEAVES CHANGE COLOR, MY DIET IS 95% PUMPKIN SPICE, AND THE WORLD SERIES IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER. WE’RE COMING UP ON THE START OF THE 2016 M.L.B. PLAYOFFS, THE WORLD SERIES OF NOT QUITE BEING THE WORLD SERIES. AND SINCE I’M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, I’M ROOTING FOR MY HOME TEAM: THE CHICAGO CUBS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, IF YOU’VE FOLLOWED BASEBALL FOR THE LAST 108 YEARS, YOU KNOW THAT THE CUBS HAVE LONG STRUGGLED TO MAKE IT TO THE POST SEASON. IN FACT, WHEN I LIVED THERE THEY WERE LIKE THAT AWKWARD DORK YOU KNEW BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, BECAUSE…

  • Garth Brooks Put The ‘Field’ In ‘Track & Field’
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    Garth Brooks Put The ‘Field’ In ‘Track & Field’

    MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS THE BEST SELLING SOLO ARTIST IN U.S. HISTORY AND IS ABOUT TO START A NATIONWIDE STADIUM TOUR. PLEASE WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” GARTH BROOKS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>WOW, THAT’S SWEET! I LIKE THIS BUNCH.>>Stephen: WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.”>>YOU’VE GOT THE PERFECT GIG RIGHT HERE.>>Stephen: IT’S THE BEST AUDIENCE IN THE WORLD.>>AMEN.>>Stephen: YEAH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SO LET ME JUST START BASIC, OKAY.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: GARTH BROOKS, WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY?>>Stephen: WHY DID YOU BECOME GARTH BROOKS? YOU COULD HAVE BEEN JUST GARTH BROOKS BUT YOU’RE GARTH BROOKS! WERE YOU DES TEND TO…

  • Neil deGrasse Tyson Puts Earth’s Smallness Into Perspective
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    Neil deGrasse Tyson Puts Earth’s Smallness Into Perspective

    FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST IS THE CHRIS PRATT OF ASTROPHYSICS, PLEASE WELCOME THE DIRECTOR OF THE THE HAYDEN PLANETARIUM RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK, NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON. (APPLAUSE) .>>Stephen:.>>IT’S BEAUTIFUL, SO RYAN AND– YEAH, IT IS BEAUTIFUL, THE SHOW IS ROCKIN’ TONIGHT. OH MY GOSH. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: I THINK, HERE IS THE THING, I THINK OF YOU AS STAR LORD.>>YEAH, NO, NO, I’M JUST HUMAN, YES.>>Stephen: JUST HUMAN.>>I’M JUST STAYING HUMAN, YEAH.>>Stephen: NOW BIG SPACE NEWS THESE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS. SPEAKING OF BEAUTIFUL, LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH. THIS IS THE CASSINI SPACE CRAFT.>>YOU DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING.>>Stephen: WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.>>OH, YEAH, YEAH, THIS IS NOT DUST HERE.…

  • Earth Day 1970 Part 10: Earth Week 2of3 Philadelphia (CBS News with Walter Cronkite)
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    Earth Day 1970 Part 10: Earth Week 2of3 Philadelphia (CBS News with Walter Cronkite)

    – [Man] Radio and television stations have given free air time. (eerie orchestra music) – [Man] There’s a problem about the air, the water and the Earth. It’s being ruined. That’s what Earth Week is all about. – [Man] What it’s all about is trying to convince everyone in Philadelphia that industrial activity like this has serious drawbacks as well as advantages. And the Earth Week committee wanted to reach more than just students. They wanted help from people like Mrs. Rita Cugini, the wife of a fireman in Southwest Philadelphia. Mrs. Cugini did become involved in Earth Week. When you think about it, when you walk around your own…

  • Stephen Colbert Is A Bowling Green Massacre Truther
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    Stephen Colbert Is A Bowling Green Massacre Truther

    >>Stephen: WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE ON THE TRUMP-O’REILLY INTERVIEW LATER. WE’LL BE TOUCHING ON THAT AFTER THE SHOW. I HEARD THIS BEFORE THE SHOW — EARLIER TODAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS DOWN IN FLORIDA ADDRESSING U.S. CENTRAL COMMAND. SURPRISINGLY, HE DIDN’T ORDER THEM TO NUKE THE JUDICIAL BRANCH. BUT HE DID MAKE A VERY BOLD CLAIM ABOUT THE MEDIA’S COVERAGE OF TERROR ATTACKS.>>RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS ARE DETERMINED TO STRIKE OUR HOMELAND AS THEY DID ON 9/11. ALL OVER EUROPE IT’S HAPPENING. IT’S GOTTEN TO A POINT WHERE IT’S NOT EVEN BEING REPORTED AND, IN MANY CASES, THE VERY, VERY DISHONEST PRESS DOESN’T WANT TO REPORT IT. THEY…

  • Kristen Bell’s Daughter Asked Her ‘Why Is Earth?’
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    Kristen Bell’s Daughter Asked Her ‘Why Is Earth?’

    >>Stephen: EXCITED. ISN’T THAT NICE?>>REALLY NICE. THANKS, GUYS!>>Stephen: HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. I’VE NEVER MET YOU BEFORE.>>I KNOW.>>Stephen: BUT I HAVE JUST HEARD THE LOVELIEST THING.>>REALLY.>>Stephen: THE WORD IS YOU’RE A LOVELY PERSON IN REAL LIFE.>>THAT’S VERY NICE. I HAVE HEARD THE SAME ABOUT YOU, SO THIS IS GOING TO GO GREAT.>>Stephen: OR DISASTROUSLY DISAPPOINTING.>>”CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY DIDN’T GET ALONG?” THAT’S WHAT INCH WILL SAY.”>>Stephen: PEOPLE KNOW YOU FROM “VERONICA MARS,” “FROZEN,” “BAD MOMS,” “FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL.” WHAT I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE PROJECT YOU DID LAST YEAR IS YOU GUEST HOSTED FOR JIMMY KIMMEL.>>I DID, YES.>>Stephen: WHEN HE WAS OUT TAKING CARE, WITH HIS WIFE, OF…

  • Democratic Presidential Field Narrows From 17 To 19 Candidates
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    Democratic Presidential Field Narrows From 17 To 19 Candidates

    NOW, THERE ARE STILL A WHOPPING 17 DEMOCRATS RUNNING TO OUST DONALD TRUMP. BUT THAT 17 MAY SOON BE NARROWING TO 19. AND I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S “DOIN’ IT DONKEY STYLE.”>>L.G.B.T.Q.+ RIGHTS.>>Stephen: NOT A WORD. NOT A WORD. ELIZABETH WARREN HAS BEEN SURGING RECENTLY, AND THAT’S MAKING REALLY RICH PEOPLE REALLY NERVOUS. IN FACT, WARREN IS FACING A BILLIONAIRE BACKLASH. “BILLIONAIRE BACKLASH,” BY THE WAY, ALSO AN ITEM ON THE PUNISHMENT MENU YOU CAN GET ON RICHARD BRANSON’S SEX YACHT. WITH MANY WEALTHY DEMOCRATS AFRAID BIDEN CAN’T GO THE DISTANCE, SOME ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW OPTION. ENTER BILLIONAIRE PHILANTHROPIST AND FORMER MAYOR MICHAEL BLOOMBERG.( LAUGHTER…